p If you are looking for Hitchhiker Joe guitar chords, you've come to the right place. You can play Hitchhiker Joe by The Rugburns using guitar or guitar. This song by The Rugburns can also be played by that instruments. =/p p Hitchhiker Joe guitar chords has rhythm and included in Morning Wood (1994) album. You can also find another musical genres, including jazz guitar chords, country music guitar chords, pop guitar chords, world music guitar chords, and rock guitar chords here. /p h3Hitchhiker Joe by The Rugburns Guitar Chords/h3 Song: Hitchhiker JoebrBand: The RugburnsbrbrC5: x32013brA7: x02223brbrbrbrintro: G - A7 - C5 - D, G - A7 - C5 - Dbrbrbr[G]Don't pick up [A7]Hitchhiker Joebr[C5]He'll slit your throat and [D]cut off your big toe (I tell you)br[G]He'll make you smile from [A7]ear to earbrGonna [C5]lock you in the trunk for [D]ninety-nine yearsbrbrDon't do it nowbrbrBum, bum bum bum bumbrBum bum bum bum, bum bum bum bumbr... bum, bum bum bum bumbrBum bum bum bum, bum bum bum bumbrbr[D]I had a cousin, [Em]came from Vermontbr[C]Next thing I know that [G]cousin was gonebr[D]Truckdriver saw him picking up [Em]Hitchhiker JoebrNow his [C]spleen's on the sidewalk [D]helping flowers growbrbrMy best friend Eddie called from L.A.brSaid we'd have dinner later that daybrI got the feeling and it's more than a hunchbrMy poor friend Eddie was that hitchhiker's lunchbrbr(Refrain)br[Em]Hitchhiker Joe ain't no [C]vegetarianbrIf you [Em]see him on the highway [C]steer clear of himbrHe got a [F]knife in his sock and a [C]razor up his sleevebrAnd a [F]chainsaw in his pack and [C]he's gonna make you bleed... yeah yeah!brbr(Bum part of Refrain)brbrMy girlfriend Lois called from TallahaseebrShe picked up that dude at the Spam factorybrThat was the last time that I saw her smilebrMy best advice is, Don't eat Spam for awhile!brbr(Refrain) p If you want to learn The Rugburns Hitchhiker Joe guitar chords, The 5 chords we'll look at are the C major, A major, G major, E major, and D major. The reason we use all major chords is that the minor versions of any of these chords just require tiny adjustments. Each one of those minor chords is completely based on its major counterpart /p p The more you practice, the easier guitar will feel to play Hitchhiker Joe. Guitar is hard to learn in the beginning, but gets easier the longer you stick with it. /p